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To: Boss
From: Mouse
Date: Monday


Subject: Travelling and keeping in touch.


Dear Boss,


Please could you authorise a Data Card for me so that I can access the system when I am travelling?


Kind Regards,
Mouse.


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To: Mouse
From: Boss
Date: Monday


Subject: Re: Travelling and keeping in touch.


Dear Mouse,


After giving your request careful consideration I do not usually authorise data cards for Miss Mouses.  Also I would expect you to be in the office during working hours.


Regards,
Boss.


P.S. I hope you are going to Sweden soon - the customer must be kept informed.


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To: Boss
From: Mouse
Date: Monday


Subject: Re: Travelling and keeping in touch.


Dear Boss,


Fine.  Although you keep sending me to airports.  And hotels.


Kind Regards,
Mouse.


P.S. I am going to Sweden today. I will be back on Friday.


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To: Mouse
From: Boss
Date: Friday


Subject: Cheese order - URGENT!


Mouse,


Do you have the Cheese Order for the Farmer?   The Suppliers say that they have not received it and I got a telling off in the Cheese Board meeting.


Please send it urgently.


Boss.


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To: Boss
From: Mouse
Date: Monday


Subject: Re: Cheese order - URGENT!


Dear Boss,


I left you a voicemail telling you to speak to Miss Kitty in Accounts.  She will have a copy of the urgent order you required.  I hope you got the message.


I would have sent it to you immediately but I was at the airport returning from Sweden and I do not have a data card.


Mouse.